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I Prevented Murder Today

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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You can't be the hero every day, but you can always try. Luckily, with the super soft I Prevented Murder Today T-Shirt, you don't have to. The self control exercised by this shirt-wearer is nothing short of amazing.

Limited quantities 


    • Unisex - True to size.
    • Short sleeve.
    • Soft and super comfortable material.
    • Available in different shirt color options.
    • Design is as shown.

Shipping & Returns

In stock items ship in 5-7 business days.

30 day return period for unused, unworn items that are still in their original packaging. Refer to our Return Policy for more information.

Care Instructions

Turn inside out.

Machine wash cold.


Tumble dry low.

DO NOT iron over design.